Why does my boyfriend pee in the backyard instead of going inside?

Question by jvamp333: Why does my boyfriend pee in the backyard instead of going inside?
Why does my boyfriend pee outside instead of going inside…and should I be concerened?

Best answer:

Answer by Amarilis B
you should be concern because that show his poor hygiene and his laziness to go inside

What do you think? Answer below!

18 thoughts on “Why does my boyfriend pee in the backyard instead of going inside?

  1. Maybe he doesn’t understand your seat up seat down rule and needs to have you explain it to him again. Maybe he thinks the gardens look like they could use some fertilizing and obliges with a little ‘golden rain’. RScott

  2. a) Because he can

    b) So he doesn’t t have to hear you yell at them to put the toilet seat back down

    c) It is a “racial memory” throwback wherein he is marking his territory (like wild and domesticated male animals do)

    d) He is helping deter ferocious wild beasts from entering your yard — human urine (particularly male) is a reasonably effective deterrent for many wild animals

    e) All of the above a few times over

    No, you should not be overly concerned unless he does it when formal company, your parents, or the pastor is visiting. I personally encourage men to pee in my backyard — for the animal deterrent factor, and it saves on flushing and thereby my septic system. And personally, I’m jealous!

  3. Prob because
    1) He can.
    2) He’s dirty and doesn’t want to track in any unnessicary dirt.
    3) He’s in the middle of something, and doesnt want to lose his place.

    I wouldn’t be concerned. Men have pee’d outside since Adam and Eve.

    Hey, when you got to go, you got to go.

  4. Because he is a lowlife and has no more pride than to do such a thing. It is not like he has no choice, like being in the woods or the like. I wonder why you stay with someone like that.

  5. Seems like I know quite a few guys that prefer the outside air for peeing. I don’t like it & think they’re making the place dirty.
    It’s like they’re marking the territory. I’ll never understand.

  6. because he is a boy
    and he feels free when he does it outside
    also he loves whe u look at himm pee
    i guess he want to watch u pee also

    i know it because i do the same

  7. Why are you asking this question? You’re a woman. You will never understand even if we explain it to you. It’s a “guy thing”. It’s part of who we are and how we relate to the universe.

    All of the replies that say something negative about your boyfriend come from females. The odd woman will get it but most won’t. The most bitter answers come from those who are jealous that they can’t slide their fly down, whip out their instrument of joy and let the yellow water fly.

    That’s how we write “Don’t eat the yellow snow” in the snow.

    Don’t be concerned. 98 out of 100 guys have done this on at least one occasion and the other two are liars.

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