Q&A: What is something dirty and sexy to text my boyfriend to get him horny?

Question by billabong17@rocketmail.com: What is something dirty and sexy to text my boyfriend to get him horny?
My boyfriend loves it when i talk dirty to him but I ran out of things to say! Please help!

Best answer:

Answer by captain
IM GONNA BREAK YO DICK OFF!!!!!

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How do I start dirty conversations with my boyfriend?

Question by littledancergirl4eva: How do I start dirty conversations with my boyfriend?
My boyfriend and I need some excitement in our relationship its been a year now and we text like all the time, but its the same conversations day after day. We are really… intimate… together, but we never talk dirty to each other and I wanted to try it. I just don’t know how to START the conversations. Can anyone help me?

Best answer:

Answer by alondra0044
be like “hold on, i have to get changed. my bras way too tight”
“my thong is __________”
“im watching this movie, and they’re having sex and the guy is like _______”
&& Ask him the simple questions… how was your day blah blah blah.. then start talking about the shower. You know normal innocent daily talk. Then you take the daily talk to another level. ;) basically you can talk about anything and it can be turned into something sexual.

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How should I surprise my boyfriend with something really dirty?

Question by cookie: How should I surprise my boyfriend with something really dirty?
My boyfriend and I have been together for almost a year and I am going back to our college town after summer break soon. He has been asking me to be more assertive in bed and I am not sure how to go about doing that. I have tried on many occasions to be assertive, but it never seems to be enough. We talk about this often and we have great communication, but I just can’t read his mind. What should I do? I need some ideas of how to dominate my man! :)

Best answer:

Answer by the King of the Divan
If you have a dog, let it play in the mud and run around the house, that’s very dirty.

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